I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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