Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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