i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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