it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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