The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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