Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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