Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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