there's paper in my vomit.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Randomize
