walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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