you would pick up someone in the library
there was a trapeze. enough said
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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