THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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