he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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