My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I think I just sharted jello shots
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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