when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
Randomize
