Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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