i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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