Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
