what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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