Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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