I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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