in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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