you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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