no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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