Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
