i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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