People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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