We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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