my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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