used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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