I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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