ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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