I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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