You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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