OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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