i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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