North Korea, Best Korea!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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