Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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