I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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