Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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