hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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