K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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