Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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