Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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