Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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