I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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