It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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