scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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