Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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