I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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