so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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