Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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