if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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